Misery...

So this week I again failed with a proper update. And it is about time I start following my dad's years-old advice: "When you know it's your fault, don't point out excuses!", and compiled with my "even when you have a reasonable one" is how I have always remembered it later on in my childhood. So see ya next week wearing something proper I hope...

Snuff...

Time can be so slippery and intangible. This meaning the previous week was a busy one that allowed me little time to think and write something fun, at least on the little trip I toped the week with I realised hamburgers and snuff don't mix well.

New Releases

So we have the New Year bestowed upon us and rolling. What it will show remains hidden till time comes. But let's see what's up my mind shall we. As last year we witnessed the release of a special anniversary edition of a certain PC Real Time Strategy Game (Command & Conquer: The First Decade) by EA, this year it is time for Manolov Studious to release: Stefan: The Second Decade. With a small trivial event on 15 of January our special edition was published for public purchase. The grand release show will be held in the evening on 22th** of January. For further notice about this specific event contact your local Manolov Std. representative via the phone. A little more info about the product itself:
The result of tedious months of labor (9 to be precise) our product was launched into beta testing. As the initial results were more successful than expected we concentrated in enlarging the main character's personal story and background so we can deliver a full-scale real life-like experience to all the consumers that are eager to purchase our product. And in 20 years of hard work, self-improvement in our studio, a change in the leading producer, the project took on a life of its own. After several pre-releases we are happy to provide our ever-growing fan community with our special edition. So what do you get if you decide to purchase our Stefan: The Second Decade - A strap young lad that still doesn't eat enough, a devout son prone to disobedience and slacking, a caring brother that will still slap you when you least expect, a pro-gamer that lost his micro, a wanna-be programmer that haven't written any code on his own in 3 months, a heartless (due to a very unexpected incident, funny story actually...) romantic, a party dude that thinks he can dance and of course - based on our own unique Psych-o-Logical Platform - a very loyal friend until you poke an iron rod into his left eye and call him Gazpacho-on-a-Stick...
Overall we threw all we could that we had growing inside our development body. So get your very own Stefan in the stores near you...

*Disclaimer: Prolonged exposure to the introduced product might cause severe bursts of laughter and extremely good mood, in some cases insomnia, lack of rational thought, prolonged appearances of diminishing quantities of food and alcohol and very rarely blinding raging love...

**Due to circumstances beyond the publisher's control we are sorry to postpone the release show to a later date. All conserned parties will be notified when new date is certain.